I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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