You don't have asthma, your pregnant
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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