Dual....:-)
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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I am midnight drunk by noon
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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