I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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