i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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