it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Even my vagina gasped.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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