Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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