There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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