Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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