awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just pee around me
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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