I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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