some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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