Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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