white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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