I need help removing her.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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