He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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