There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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