i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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