Little spoons don't ask big questions
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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