party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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