Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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