The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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