After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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