I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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