Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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