he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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