It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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