She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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