I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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