I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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