need another drink. this is the easiest way
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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