Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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