Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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