Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize