I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize