I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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