Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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