I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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