white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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