everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Someone signed my nipple.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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