just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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