Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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