yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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