if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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