it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Mom said you looked used
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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