i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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