i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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