It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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