Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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