I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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