i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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