People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
do nipples grow back?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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