my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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